Darwin says that sometimes the sky does fall. It’s guaranteed this Jihad i’s genome is now jam. Hey Abdullah, watch out for that mortar shell….
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Bill. No one gives a satisfying crap about your case of “Affluenza“. Other than the fact that your liberal guilt is going to make the rest of our standard of livings revert back to the “diurnal era“, we want nothing from you except a Windows version that works. So we’ll ‘prolly be seeing you mid-century with Windows 20.
Do to the most productive “drone spawning event” ever this year, Director Cousin Bubba has declared that Drone Season will begin immediately and run indefinitely — 24/7-365 for your hunting pleasure. And yes, road hunting from a vehicle and spotlighting are both allowed. And encouraged.
The Bow-netting and Spear-casting seasons will now run concurrently. Falconry is allowed at your own risk, but discouraged do to the large number of shotgunners participating this year.
Where’s my blankie?
Remember to take your vitamins everyday. Vitamin D is especially necessary for a healthy start to your day. And it’s really yummy!
Used to be you would catch “fast food” on the run, now you catch “the runs” from fast food. Call me quirky, but I prefer the old way of doing things.
Chipotle Ingredient Statement : Maybe I missed the part about handwashing, sanitation, and proper cooking temperatures. Just sayin’.
Need Healthcare? You might want to check your math.
This baby field dresses, butchers and ‘prolly cooks your deer in an Arkansas minute.
That’s what I’m talkin’ about!
Or maybe not. Bloomers or thong? Is the world better off?
This is probably an allegory for “Big Government” and “Entitlements” and “Social Engineering”, but for the life of me, I can’t explain how. Maybe it’s just about a crazy old lady puppeteer with too much time on her hands.
For every action there is an equal and opposite re-action.
This means that for every force there is a reaction force that is equal in size, but opposite in direction. That is to say that whenever an object pushes another object it gets pushed back in the opposite direction equally hard.
