Trump meets the Honeymooners. “To the Moon, Alice! To the Moon“.
rainman
Meat Oscar Meyer
Play on words, not a typo. From WeinerMobiles to Clowns….
ISIS Hoverboard Mishap
Mishap, or Goatfuck. You decide.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymvgEp2Armk
Playing the Rasp Card
Helen Reddy – “I am Woman”….Roaring, not Rasping.
Abbott and Costello – Who’s Out of Work?
This is an update on Abbott & Costello’s famous “Who’s on First?” routine updated to show the lunacy of the Government’s method of calculating Unemployment Numbers. The original skit follows.
COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America .
ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It’s 5.6%.
COSTELLO: That many people are out of work?
ABBOTT: No, that’s 23%.
COSTELLO: You just said 5.6%.
ABBOTT: 5.6% Unemployed.
COSTELLO: Right 5.6% out of work.
ABBOTT: No, that’s 23%.
COSTELLO: Okay, so it’s 23% unemployed.
ABBOTT: No, that’s 5.6%.
COSTELLO: WAIT A MINUTE. Is it 5.6% or 23%?
ABBOTT: 5.6% are unemployed. 23% are out of work.
COSTELLO: If you are out of work you are unemployed.
ABBOTT: No, Obama said you can’t count the “Out of Work” as the unemployed. You have to look for work to be unemployed.
COSTELLO: BUT THEY ARE OUT OF WORK!!!
ABBOTT: No, you miss his point.
Daily Darwin – Surfer Dude Dud
Darwin says that if one tries “Roof Surfing” one should wear a “Genome Protective Device” over the old family genomes.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Romney’s Roost – Tagging and Bagging Trump
You just have to respect the tenacity and mendaciousness of the GOPe in their quest for self-immolation. From The Washington Post we find, “At Romney summit, anti-Trump Republicans in exile ponder their party’s future“.
PARK CITY, Utah — At this time four years ago, Mitt Romney summoned the leading figures in the Republican Party to this mountain resort at the start of
Today, the GOP is divided and anxious, and as many of these same people gather with Romney once again, they now represent a party in exile, retreating to the political wilderness of Deer Valley and powerless in what has become the party of Donald Trump.
