There are times when Justice is neither swift, nor sure. But then there are those glorious times when Justice waxes poetic.
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These Eyes
Even though many of us have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express, it still doesn’t qualify us to make a medical 
diagnosis from YouTube. However, that being said, ‘these eyes‘ of Hillary Clinton are ‘effing weird. Read this from the American Mirror,
We don’t know, although based on a video recording of Hillary during a speech last night in Philadelphia, some neurological issues may have returned. As The American Mirror reported, “Hillary’s eyes appeared not in-sync with one another.” A montage of Hillary’s eye-catching moments before a small group of Temple University students can be seen below in footage by The American Mirror.
The Guess Who singing “These Eyes” are most likely not referring to Hillary’s really, really strange ones.
Almost Steampunk
This would be my vehicle of choice to get out on the open road and see the fall colors begin to show.
Pokémon Road
‘Pokémon Road’ is the Beatles first new album since ‘Let It Be‘ in 1970. Probably not worth the 50 year wait.
SkittleGate
Let’s see. Hillary has BillGate (not Bill Gates, but the one where he made a DNA deposit), EmailGate, FoundationGate, WeinerGate (that’s the one where her #1 Huma’s husband channels Bill Clinton), BenghaziGate, BimboGate, FileGate, ChinaGate, TravelGate, WhiteWaterGate, CattleGate, RapeGate, and good for a second mention, FoundationGate, to name just a few.
Trump has SkittleGate. OMG. The world as we know it is coming to an end.
Why Gary Johnson Won’t Be Debating
Gary is taking some time off the 2016 Campaign Trail so that he can learn a bit more about Geography before the 2020 Presidential Campaign season begins. He’s resolved to keep himself out of Medical Marijuana Dispensaries and actually study World Events. Want a cookie, Gary?
Another Evil Clown Siting Reported
DNC Offices in Washington DC, Atlanta, GA and many other locations around the country are reporting an outbreak of “Creepy Clown” sitings. There are even some reports that the Clown is playing some sort of “wind instrument” and has voters following him to the local RNC Offices to register as Republicans.
Daily Darwin – Bearly Any Common Sense At All
Darwin winces as he recalled the demise of Bob’s bearly sentient genomes, noting that a “bear in the hand is sure to bring Momma out of the bush”.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
