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Hillary’s 9/11 – #NeverForget
Hillary’s lonely shoe, spastically kicked to the curb, is a heartbreaking image.
Daily Darwin – Cable Would Have Been a Better Choice
Darwin says that if you had not been so stubborn and had listened to your wife when she told you to get cable, things would have worked out much better for your genomes. Happy wife, happy genomes.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Hillary Recuperating by the Pool
Aides say all is going well with her convalescence from the ‘pnoomonias‘ and she’ll be back on the stump soon.
Pilfered, with chuckles, from here .
Let’s Have a September Surprise, Too
Considering Hillary’s “medical issues“, having both a September and an October Surprise might seem a bit like piling on….Naw! Bring it on.
Daily Darwin – Dude, Checkout This Bulletproof Vest
Darwin, notes that one should never trust their genomes to a garage sale bullet proof vest. The end result will be you being planted like a tree. News6 Orlando has this story, “Florida man killed after asking if bulletproof vest works, police say“.
Police say a Florida man asking if a bulletproof vest “still worked” was fatally shot by his cousin.
A Tampa police report says Joaquin Mendez, 23, put on the vest late Saturday and “wondered aloud whether it still worked.”
Police say his cousin, Alexandro Garibaldi, 24, pulled out a gun and responded, “Let’s see.”
Well, no, Joe. It doesn’t look like it works.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Ozzy and Hillary
Is it just me or is there really an uncanny resemblance between Hillary Clinton and Ozzy Osbourne?
We’ll call this episode of ‘Ozzy and Hillary‘, “The Rocker and the Wannabe President”.