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Hey Howard Dean – Stick These Up Your Nose
Howard, the ‘Scream‘, Dean decided that Donald Trump’s case of the sniffles at Monday night’s debate means that he must be a cocaine user. No, Howard. If anyone deserves to be called erratic it’s your very ‘ownself’.
Now first, stick one of Mr. Rogers’ fingers up each nostril and then review your own highly suspect performance below.
Real Men Don’t Hunt
Even if a ‘real man’ has a beard and wears plaid, he’ll still starve.
Vegan Corndogs
Yum. Yum?? Not so tasty. Not so tasty at all.
Today’s Bacon – Girls With Bacon
Enough politics! The debate last night was enough to gag a maggot. So let’s move on to something good. Like bacon! Welcome to the first tasty morsel in the new category, “Girls With Bacon”.
Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon,bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon,bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon
Hillary’s Gift Incentive for New Donors
As an inducement for new donors to make a contribution, the Hillary Clinton campaign is giving away an album of some of Bill’s biggest saxophone hits, “Still Dickin’ Bimbos”. For a larger contribution, donors will be put on a pre-release list entitling them to a personally signed copy of Mr. Clinton’s newest album, “Still a Horndog After All These Years”.
For a nominal fee, Bill can be persuaded to deliver your order personally. Cigars and ‘blue dresses’ optional.
Which Candidate Showed Last Night
This Hillary?
That Donald?
