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Tactics Advice for Charlotte ‘BLM’ Protesters

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The Charlotte Observer reports that the, “District attorney exonerates officer, denounces rumors in killing of Keith Scott“.

In an emphatic declaration, Mecklenburg District Attorney Andrew Murray said Wednesday he found no legal wrongdoing in the shooting death of a blm_advice_for_charlotte_protestersCharlotte man by police, and denounced pervasive rumors spread by social media about the case.

“I’m extremely convinced that Mr. Vinson’s use of deadly force was lawful,” Murray said.

In another story that reports on the protests following the revelations, The Charlotte Observer writes,

Four people were arrested following protests Wednesday night in uptown Charlotte after the county’s top prosecutor said no charges would be filed against the Charlotte-Mecklenburg police officer who fatally shot Keith Lamont Scott.

And, of course, this provokes me to ask the age old question, “How do you ‘top a train?” Obviously, the answer is, “You ‘tep on the brake, ‘tupid!” Drumroll, please.

Daily Darwin – Squashed Like a Bug

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Darwin notes that the truck driver here violated the First Rule of Trucking, namely “squash the ‘effing deer”.  Or put another way, trying to dodge a obstacle in a ‘big rig’ never works out well for someone’s genomes.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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It’s Deja Poo All Over Again

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Well, now you have the ‘real’ news. According to Townhall, President Obama blamed Fox News for the Democratic loss because “Fox News [was] in every bar and restaurant in big chunks of the country”.  That’s a wrap folks.  All you need to know is that it was somebody else’s fault.  Not Obama’s.  Case closed.

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**Yogi Berra – “It’s deja vu all over again“