Coronavirus Stole David Hogg’s Thunder

In a quest to regain his relevancy, David Hogg has made his crusade the ‘Mega Roll’ of toilet paper.

“No one,” he says, “needs 1000 squares of tissue on one roll… If you can’t wipe with half that much, you shouldn’t be wiping.”

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